Have you ever gotten an internet survey? It has strange questions like your favorite foods, and flavors, that sort of thing.
Ever wondered what would happen if you had a novel character answer one of those?
I decided to have a little fun this week, so I decided to fill one of them out .... as my character Sean A.P. Ryan, mercenary, security expert, and weapon of mass destruction.. You've seen him mentioned on the sight, you've probably even read some of the short stories, including his "origin".
Just in case you thought he wasn't weird enough to start with ........
1) Your Name: Sean Aloysius Patricus Ryan
2) Nicknames: Cleanser of the Gene Pool, Mercenary. "Oh crap, it's him, RUN!!!"
3) City where you live?: Hollyweird, California
4) School?: Auto-didact
5) Parents Names?: FBI Agent Elizabeth Tierny, Clarence Ryan, actor.
6) Eye color?: Blue
7) Hair?: Black
8)Pets?: Do colleagues count?
9) Siblings?: Sister, 1, Claudia Ryan
10) Best Friends: See #8
12) Best Enemies: I have no living enemies. At all
13) Can you dance?: Does Capoeira count?
Favorite TV Shows
Comedy: Dexter
Drama: The A-Team.
Reality Show: Star Trek.
Gardening Show: Weeds.
Science Fiction: Wolf Blitzer Reports
Favorite actor: Viggo Mortensen. We've knocked out a few of each other's teeth. A few times.
WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING: The Anarchist Cookbook
WHAT CD's ARE IN YOUR PLAYER RIGHT NOW?: Homemade CD: March of Cambreadth on a loop.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: NRA symbol
FAVORITE BOARD GAME?: Killer Parcheesi
FAVORITE MAGAZINES: Guns & Ammo
FAVORITE SMELLS?: I love the smell of Napalm in the morning
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: being thrown out of a fifth story window without knowing what's below you
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: When you discover that it's only a pool.
ROLLER COASTER SCARY OR EXCITING?: I think it's a great target.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: I screen all of them.
FUTURE CHILD' NAME? Let's see if I live long enough to have them.
Ever wondered what would happen if you had a novel character answer one of those?
I decided to have a little fun this week, so I decided to fill one of them out .... as my character Sean A.P. Ryan, mercenary, security expert, and weapon of mass destruction.. You've seen him mentioned on the sight, you've probably even read some of the short stories, including his "origin".
Just in case you thought he wasn't weird enough to start with ........
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2) Nicknames: Cleanser of the Gene Pool, Mercenary. "Oh crap, it's him, RUN!!!"
3) City where you live?: Hollyweird, California
4) School?: Auto-didact
5) Parents Names?: FBI Agent Elizabeth Tierny, Clarence Ryan, actor.
6) Eye color?: Blue
7) Hair?: Black
8)Pets?: Do colleagues count?
9) Siblings?: Sister, 1, Claudia Ryan
10) Best Friends: See #8
12) Best Enemies: I have no living enemies. At all
13) Can you dance?: Does Capoeira count?
Favorite TV Shows
Comedy: Dexter
Drama: The A-Team.
Reality Show: Star Trek.
Gardening Show: Weeds.
Science Fiction: Wolf Blitzer Reports
Favorite actor: Viggo Mortensen. We've knocked out a few of each other's teeth. A few times.
WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING: The Anarchist Cookbook
WHAT CD's ARE IN YOUR PLAYER RIGHT NOW?: Homemade CD: March of Cambreadth on a loop.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: NRA symbol
FAVORITE BOARD GAME?: Killer Parcheesi
FAVORITE MAGAZINES: Guns & Ammo
FAVORITE SMELLS?: I love the smell of Napalm in the morning
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: being thrown out of a fifth story window without knowing what's below you
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: When you discover that it's only a pool.
ROLLER COASTER SCARY OR EXCITING?: I think it's a great target.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: I screen all of them.
FUTURE CHILD' NAME? Let's see if I live long enough to have them.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? I learned at the FBI driving course at Quantico, I don't know how to drive slow. Italian drivers think I'm insane.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No, a gun under the pillow.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? They're cool, especially if I need the cover during a night time insertion.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : Crown vic.
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE: I have a list of people I'd like to meet, they're all dead. I'd like to kill them again.
FAVORITE DRINK? Vodka ... they make great Molotov cocktails.
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: .... None of your business.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Things the ATF is afraid of
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No, a gun under the pillow.
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? They're cool, especially if I need the cover during a night time insertion.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : Crown vic.
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE: I have a list of people I'd like to meet, they're all dead. I'd like to kill them again.
FAVORITE DRINK? Vodka ... they make great Molotov cocktails.
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: .... None of your business.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Things the ATF is afraid of
FAVORITE COLOR CLOTHES TO WEAR: Camouflage
Do you believe in Heaven/Hell: There better be a hell, if only for me to send all of those f**kers there.
Who is the person(s) you despise most?: I have a list somewhere.
What is your computer desk made of? Plexiglass overlay, and three-inch steel plates.
What did you do last night?: I plead the fifth amendment.
Dream car?: "The Beast," aka, the Presidential Limo
Have you ever won any special awards?: Craziest Stunt Man Award. Certified in Krav Maga, Protection Fitness, long Island.
Do you like to dance?: Does Capoeira count?
Fast or slow?: Fast, because if you move, they can't get you.
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?: There was an incident with a burning orc suit.......
Do you believe in Heaven/Hell: There better be a hell, if only for me to send all of those f**kers there.
Who is the person(s) you despise most?: I have a list somewhere.
What is your computer desk made of? Plexiglass overlay, and three-inch steel plates.
What did you do last night?: I plead the fifth amendment.
Dream car?: "The Beast," aka, the Presidential Limo
Have you ever won any special awards?: Craziest Stunt Man Award. Certified in Krav Maga, Protection Fitness, long Island.
Do you like to dance?: Does Capoeira count?
Fast or slow?: Fast, because if you move, they can't get you.
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?: There was an incident with a burning orc suit.......
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