Have you ever gotten an internet survey? It has strange questions like your favorite foods, and flavors, that sort of thing.
Ever wondered what would happen if you had a novel character answer one of those?
I decided to have a little fun this week, so I decided to fill one of them out .... as my character Wilhelmina Goldberg -- Secret Service Agent, Tech-expert, and all around barrel of laughs. I haven't mentioned her in a while, so she's due.
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1) Your Name: Wilhelmina Goldberg
2) Nicknames: Villie
3) City where you live?: Washington DC, when I'm there.
4) School?: Polytech
5) Parents Names?: Mom and Dad
6) Eye color?: Hazel
7) Hair?: Whatever I decide it is
8)Pets?: Does a roomate count?
9) Siblings?: Too many
10) Best Friends: My computer. I call him Hal. He talks like Viggo Mortensen
12) Best Enemies: Vista / Bill Gates.
13) Can you dance?: Not really
14) Saddest moment in recent memory: When Steve Jobs died
Favorite TV Shows
Comedy: Whenever Bill Gates has a press conference
Drama: Doctor Who
Reality Show: Sons of Guns
Science fiction show: "Numbers"
Favorite car show: either Top Gear, or Knightrider.
Favorite actor: Orlando Bloom
Favorite novel: Lord of the Rings
Most desired gadget: Sonic Screwdriver.
Most desired recreational toy: One I can't program, you mean? A lightsaber. I have some people I need to negotiate with. It would come in handy
WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING: Timothy Zahn's Star Wars novels. All of them.
WHAT CD's ARE IN YOUR PLAYER RIGHT NOW?: You mean the playlist on my I-pod? Tom Smith.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: "The Men of Lord of the Rings." I photoshopped it myself
FAVORITE BOARD GAME?: Boards? They used boards before computers? Leave me alone, I have Warhammer.
FAVORITE MAGAZINES: Security Magazine
FAVORITE SMELLS?: A warm hard drive
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: Showing up at a new place .
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: Being ordered to fortify the security of someone who won't listen to a damn thing I say. I'm looking at you, Saudi Ambassador.
ROLLER COASTER SCARY OR EXCITING?: I can't bring my laptop on board. They suck.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: I don't do rings. I program the tunes to various themes of Lord of the Rings, Star Trek, Star Wars, and Babylon 5, usually depending on who it is. Sometimes I'll let it go to voicemail so I can listen to the whole tune...
FUTURE CHILD' NAME? Sean Luke, and Arwyn.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? I grew up in New York, I don't drive, really.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? My harddrive
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? They screw up my Wifi!!!
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : The C train, if you want to be picky
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE: Stephen Hawking. He needs a good talking to.
FAVORITE DRINK? Slivovitz
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes, but David Tennant isn't taking my calls.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? My go-bags
FAVORITE COLOR CLOTHES TO WEAR: Black. Makes my job easier.
Do you believe in Heaven/Hell: I've been to Hell on assignment. There is lots of sand there.
Who is the person(s) you despise most?: Bill Gates
What is your computer desk made of? I don't need desks. I have a lap.
What did you do last night?: Rewrote Windows 7. Now it runs more like a Mac.
Dream car?: Kitt, only fully wired with voice commands and net access.
Have you ever won any special awards?: Yes. But the NSA won't let me have them back.
Fast or slow?: Faster the better, because they're usually shooting at me.
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